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Kenneth Bigley

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A scouse nonce beheaded by Al Qa'eda in Iraq, causing much of the population of Liverpool and the surrounding area to go into deep mourning for about fifteen minutes, before resuming their usual routine of burglary, TWOCing and mugging.

Ken Bigley's death coincided with the death of Superman, Superman beat Ken to heaven by a head.

In 2004 a series of Ken Bigley Xmas crackers were produced but were shunned by all because they had no hats in them.

Why his ex-wife and mother are so upset I have no idea, not like they don't have his shoulders to cry on.