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Kensington

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Exclusive central London Borough and home to the mighty chickenpunk clan.

Specifically declared a Chav-free zone, people with a mean annual income below £2 million per may be shot on sight by an elite Metropolitan Police SWAT team tasked with securing its borders.

Labour MP's often walk here secure in the knowledge that they need no protection other than body armour, 4 armed minders and a SAS sniper team with orders to slot any prole who looks like they might ask our overlords to account for their policies/expenses.

It should be remembered that Kensington sits within the congestion charging area and as such your ass will be taxed for simply driving though in anything bigger than a mobility scooter.