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King's Lynn

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A historic Medieval port in the county of Norfolk, its very proximity to the sea has been instrumental in transforming this once quaint town in to a seething hotbed of vice, squalor and crime... and that's just the locals. Add to this a burgeoning population of poorly-attired swarthy foreign devils and you have a recipe for social meltdown. 'Lynn' on a Friday night is more akin to Srebrenica... on a Wednesday morning. Interestingly (or not), King's Lynn was the first town in the UK to implement the use of CCTV on a scale that we'd recognise today. Perhaps 'someone' knew something nobody else did? Tinfoil hats... ON!