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Know your enemy

Knob.

1 (n.) Penis.

2 (n.) A stupid person with penis-like qualities, e.g. That Tony Blair/Peter Mandelson/Gordon Brown, what a knob, eh?

3 (n.) Thing used for opening a door ... this could include Tony Blair used as a battering ram.

4 (n.) Ross Kemp - You have reached the former repository of Ross Kemp prior to his rehabilitation in the eyes of humble squaddies by his accurate reporting in Ross Kemp in Afghanistan proving that despite earlier indications to the contrary, his non-knobness prevails.