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Latvia's cool & imaginative flag

North European state on the Baltic coast. Formerly part of the Soviet Union, Latvia became emancipated after the fall of the Berlin Wall and transformed virtually overnight in to an alcoholic's playground with plane loads of Scousers descending upon its capital Riga with much gusto.

Thus a quaint medieval city - largely untouched by Western progress - now finds itself deluged by idiots and is slowly sinking under billions of gallon's worth of piss and vomit.

Latvia is forever confused with its neighbours Lithuania and Estonia - especially in pub quizzes.