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Tall gangly individual. Every subunit in the British Army has a Lurch.

Mostly these will be earnest squaddies (possibly GWAR) with a good nature, boundless enthusiasm but accident prone in the same way Frank Spencer was...

OR

they're total, thieving, lying, backstabbing cnuts.

If your subunit has one of these, get him transferred immediately ... preferably to who ever we're fighting at the moment.

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