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Twinned with Srebrenica, Luton, or Lutonium as it used to be called, is a major city in the county of Bedfordshire - the birthplace of the Four Tonner and Vauxhall Nova (see Chav). Originally a Roman settlement, Luton is startlingly similar to Leicester, the main difference being that Luton possesses an airport. Contrary to popular belief, Luton Airport was not built by the Romans, as anyone who has experienced their rather bumpy runway will undoubtedly contest.

Famous Lutonians:

  • Lorraine 'Luton Airport' Chase.