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Mothers I'd Like to Fuck

Can range from a teenage boy fancying his mate's mother to Britney Spears (who wore a MILF in training teeshirt while pregnant).

Other MILF's include Mary Archer, Davina McCall and virtually every woman who has read the news (Jan Leeming, Anna Ford, Angela Rippon and Kirsty Young et al) or done the weather.

Feel free to add your favourites:

  • Lorraine Kelly
  • Jenny Logan (the Shake 'n' Vac woman)
  • Joanna Lumley
  • Honor Blackman
  • Ruth Madoc
  • Anita Harris
  • Helen Mirren
  • Amanda Burton
  • Lynda Bellingham
  • Sharon Maughan (the Gold Blend woman)
  • Felicity Kendal ... sorry its just something (or body) I want to do
  • Diana Rigg
  • Amanda Redman
  • Keeley Hawes
  • Amanda Donohoe
  • Cherie Lunghi
  • Katie Holmes
  • Helen Baxendale
  • Helena Bonham-Carter
  • Julie Andrews (yeah.. really)
  • Monica Bellucci
  • Nigella Lawson
  • Zoe Ball (well I would!!)
  • Anna Friel
  • Rachel Weisz
  • Gwen Stefani
  • Denise Richards
  • Cindy Crawford
  • Kate Beckinsdale
  • Carrie Fisher
  • Hazel Irvine
  • Amanda Lamb (Scottish Widows bird)
  • Maggie Philbin
  • Sarah Greene
  • Anthea Turner
  • Rosemary Ford
  • Lesley Garrett
  • Bonnie Langford (Yeah... really) ... (I'm ashamed about this ... but I agree! Oh the Shame!)
  • Mariella Frostrup - just seen her talking books on Sky Three and it's not just the voice (aye, she's been in the wank bank for quite a while now. Those... legs!)
  • Elisabeth Sladen (played Doctor Who's assistant Sarah Jane Smith)
  • Sally James (of Tiswas fame. Still seriously doable!)
  • Penny Smith (Neeeeuuurrrrggghhhhhh, I'd tear into her like a man with no hands!!!)
  • Mylene Klass (Gawd bless 'er she's just sprogged and made herself eligible!)
  • Halle Berry
  • Pamela Anderson
  • Jessica Alba - proof that there is a god. Or maybe not since I'm not the father

More from the 80's here: http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/05/80s-supermodels-where-are-they-now/

Note: There's such a thing as a GILF. I'll let someone else wax lyrical on that if its ok with you guys.


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