Manual Labour

Minimum sentence the courts should be giving out for the crime of being a chav. Hell ... let's make it Hard Labour preferably with guards with whips, manacles and the odd cattle prod.

This could also be used for the crime of being:

• Any journalist working for the Sun
• The current Prime Minister
• A desk jockey at the MoD
• A local government councillor
• People that use buzzwords
• Anyone 'working' in a 'think tank'
• Any MP with 3 homes, mahoosive expense claims and parrots the words 'I acted in good faith' or 'I did nothing against the rules'.

Feel free to add.