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Minimum sentence the courts should be giving out for the crime of being a chav. Hell ... let's make it Hard Labour preferably with guards with whips, manacles and the odd cattle prod.

This could also be used for the crime of being:

  • Any journalist working for the Sun
  • The current Prime Minister
  • A desk jockey at the MoD
  • A local government councillor
  • People that use buzzwords
  • Anyone 'working' in a 'think tank'
  • Any MP with 3 homes, mahoosive expense claims and parrots the words 'I acted in good faith' or 'I did nothing against the rules'.

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