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... or throwing up

If there's one consumer product/brand that typifies capitalist America and junk culture then this is it: loud, garish, tasteless, bad for your health - and headed by a clown. Just like the ol' US of A really.

On the plus side, a Maccy D's can be the difference between life and death - especially if you're in terminal munchie mode after a night on the lash and you've not enough for either a kebab or a KFC.

McDonald's has also been the saviour of many a convoy returning from an FTX, though parking a Four Tonner amongst the Vauxhall Novas can be tricky. On the whole, best avoided - for the sake of your health... and your next BFT.