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Melton Mowbray

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In a military context, home to a detached Troop of 203 Transport Squadron, RLC - a TA RLC sub-unit. Also in a military context - especially when applied to NAAFI munters - home to the best of British pork pies.

The Melton Mowbray pork pie is highly unlikely to ever feature in a White Box of Death, unless it's for the CGS and the Slop Jockey who made it is boning hard for a promotion.

Melton Mowbray is also home to the Pet Corps and accommodates the following establishments:

  • Joint Furry Crocodile School
  • Defence Kitten Stroking Establishment
  • School of Donkey Slapping
  • Joint Services Bird Scaring Academy
  • Spaniel Drug Rehabilitation Centre