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Mersey Trout
The only brown trout to be seen floating through Liverpool, this strange organic species comes in two forms, namely.
Turdus Gigantica Menu A
This is often seen shortly after a return from exercise.
Turdus Sodomitus
Distingushable by a dome shaped dimple in one end, often found near celebrities such as Dale Winton, Elton John as well as occasionally around any well meaning and open minded squaddie's girlfriend the day after his birthday.
