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Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped is a one-off strip which appeared in the British adult comic Viz in 1993.

A classic one-time-only Viz character, 'Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped' was the heartening story of a young lad and his moped which, surprisingly enough, runs on monkey spunk. He runs out of simian love fuel a few panels into the story, and much hilarity ensues as he attempts to avail himself of some more monkey sperm to make the moped run again. Eventually he realises that his monkey spunk moped is probably not the most practical vehicle around, and swaps it for a car that runs on leopard's fanny batter, which is also not too practical