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Rodrigo Diaz de Bivar, El Cid

North African muslims who occupied most of Spain from 711ad until the 15th Century. Advanced as far as Poitiers in France before being given a good shoeing by the Christians.

Fundamental muslims preach they still own Spain and France up to Poitiers and will take it back at the point of a sword/AK 47 ... Religion of peace my arrse!

El Cid in the shape of Charlton Heston gave them a bit of a humping in 1060ad ... although it was a bit unfair what with Charlton bringing some of his mates from the NRA. However Charlton was so nails he did lead the final charge while dead AND with a pole up his arrse (a wooden pole not someone from Poland).