- The poor woman who got drunk and got given a seeing to by some random bloke(s). Nine months later gave birth to you.
- Person that Paris Hilton cried to when dragged off to pokey.
- "Mom! Mom! Mom!" she cried. "Its not fair! It's not right."
- Person who pours the Tea.
Note: Mother Fucker is not the way you should refer to your father unless you live in quite a rough and chavvy family.