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  • The poor woman who got drunk and got given a seeing to by some random bloke(s). Nine months later gave birth to you.
  • Person that Paris Hilton cried to when dragged off to pokey.
"Mom! Mom! Mom!" she cried. "Its not fair! It's not right."
  • Person who pours the Tea.

Note: Mother Fucker is not the way you should refer to your father unless you live in quite a rough and chavvy family.