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Shiite Islamic clerics found mainly in Iran, Iraq and Finsbury Park. Noted for their serious facial hair. Most famous Mullah was Ayatollah Khomeini of U.S. hostage crisis fame. A man so deranged that in his last will and testament he bequeathed Spain to the muslim people.

May be prefixed with the word 'mad' without fear of being deemed bigoted.

Given population growth, rampant illegal immigration, political correctness, inability to kick out troublemakers without 1/2 million in legal fees and the fact the the population don't care much as long as Eastenders isn't interrrupted ... may eventually rule the United Kingdom by about 2100. (although it was a close run thing ousting Tony Bliars head from No 10).