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Naafi Tart

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Naafi Tart, a fabled dish that sprogs were often sent off to buy.

Naafi Tart is a fat bird who may or may not have been spit roasted at some time, wrapped in a blue striped apron and serving tea and pies (although she probably ate one for every one she sold).

In fact Naafi tarts are obliged, by law, to consume a biscuit after every unnatural sex act performed on a drunken, wide-eyed, 19 year old squaddie, which is why they're generally so fat.

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