|North Sea - Its the blue bit|
Like the Atlantic, though much smaller in size, the North Sea is a vast collection of salty water separating and protecting Britain from pretty much everything. Most importantly from the French but could do nothing to protect us from a Liabour government obviously.
Although the North Sea has a few large oil and gas fields they’re not big enough to turn our back on the Saudi’s. Development costs for the exploitation of these natural resources exceeded NASA's budget to put a man on the moon. But it's of course debatable which investment is the most useful to the ordinary man filling up at the gas station.
Always colder than deep space regardless of the time of year, and home to RAF Dogger Bank.