|Norway. A good place to hide a pocket battleship|
Our neighbour across the North Sea.
Once the exporters of hairy arssed Viking robbers now one of England's oldest allies (allegedly). Britain and Norway's relationship is a shining example to the rest of the world that two countries can share an oilfield without an arms race, nuclear standoff, or annexing and/or invading each other. Just some slight bickering about fishing rights.