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Biologically - a hole or opening into the body.

In squaddie speak - a hole or opening in the chick for sexual pleasures.

The mere thought of the word orifice conjures up thoughts of Back Doors for the kicking in of.

However the average soldier will persevere and attempt sex with most orifices on a chick in order to unload his grumble mayo.

Selling point in many deluxe model inflatable women is that they have 3 working orifices ... like a non-working orifice would stop a squaddie from giving it a go!