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Oxygen

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You need it to breathe.

Quite like sex; you don't notice it until you're not getting any.
Oxygen makes up 21% of the air we breath with the rest being mostly Nitrogen.
But if you listen to our illustrious political leaders air is now 93.5% full of Carbon Dioxide placed there entirely by you abusing your Carbon Footprint, you environmentally unfriendly Cnut.