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Panda Cola

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Holidays are comin'... not!

A product unique to British Army Horror Bags. The production method is as follows:

  1. Buy Truckloads of normal Cola (Pepsi or CocaCola) at enormous expense to the Taxpayer.
  2. Rent a Panda or two at enormous expense to the Taxpayer.
  3. Encourage said Panda to drink the normal Cola (this bit should be completely free but seeing as it is the British Army in charge somehow we end up causing enormous expense to the Taxpayer - something to do with the Sodexho contract I suspect).
  4. Extract the urine from said Panda (no I don't mean slag it off about eats, shoots and leaves!) at enormous expense to the Taxpayer.
  5. Bottle or can the liquid produced at enormous expense to the Taxpayer.
  6. Label as Panda Cola and insert in to Horror Bags at enormous expense to the Taxpayer.

Observers will note that the end result of all this is enormous annoyance to the poor beggars who need to take the stuff out of their haverbags and place it into the nearest bin where it will be recovered by the relevant local authority's refuse collectors at enormous expense to the Taxpayer.

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Panda about to commence the "bottling" phase although its suspected this one has also been at the Stella. Oddly, Crabs and Matelots quite like it.

Due to advertising standards, Panda Cola marketed in Civi-land has a different name...

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