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Theres something lumpy in my custard matron!

Pimply Richard, a nick name that could keep anyone guessing. Its actually Spotted Dick. A fave at cookhouses in all four corners of the Empire.

Simply put its a very moist fruit sponge pudding served with lashings of hot steamy custard. Contains so many calories that the Labour Government Health and Safety Nazi's will be banning this as its very bad for you.

Could also be coded message to the MO that you have a bit of a problem downstairs