Being a Pirate
All you need to know about being a pirate is contained right here.
Do what you want cos a pirate is free You are a pirate Yar har fiddle-dee-dee Being a pirate is alright to be Do what you want cos a pirate is free You are a pirate You are a pirate (Yay!) We got us a map To lead us to a hidden box That's all locked up with locks And buried deep away We'll dig up the box We know it's full of Princess' booty First open the locks And then we'll say 'Hurray!!'
Pirates vs Ninjas
Pirates are better than Ninjas.