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The physical act required to make any given piece of kit shiny enough to pass an inspection.

The devious squaddie utilises many tools, both fair and foul, to assist in his never-ending task of bulling the world. these range from such items as Klear floor polish, Sylvettes, Morello, Pledge, Nail Polish, Brasso, to gloss paint and varnish.

Polishing your helmet is a civvy euphemism for having a wank. Military polishing your helmet could mean really polishing your helmet ... or having a wank ... or indeed both simultaneously!



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