n. pl. peÂ·nisÂ·es or peÂ·nes (-nz)
1: The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2: Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3: Geoff Hoon.
One-eyed trouser snake
Meateater (eg "So, your meateater's out on the prowl again huh?")
The incredible moisture seeking missle
The Python of Luuuuuurve
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Suceeded by the Lamb Cannon