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The subtle name for the rubber sheath kept in a wallet or purse to guard against the clap and unwanted Pad brats.

Although you would be unlikely to ask that fit lass in Boots for a good ol' pack of 3 'Protections', the word may be used in a context as thus...


Scene 1 Act 1 - Night. ext. - Behind bottle bank near Whetherspoons -


Fit lass - "Do you have any..protection?"

You - "One Union Jack cheese & onion tickler coming up!/ Not as such, but there's a half empty packet of Golden Wonder down there, would that do?" (delete as appropriate)



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