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Queen Alexandra's Royal Army Nursing Corps

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Quick And Ready And Never Caught


Quid A Ride And No Change.

When QAs were all girls, it used to be said that only two things were certain in this world, death and a QA. Now some of them are men (allegedly) and while there is little doubt that they would put out if the right bloke came along, the percentage of QAs agreeing to casual sex on the first date (or even at the first meeting) has plummeted to 97.3%.

Q. Whats the difference between a female QA and a mattress? A. You don't get fined £45.00 for urinating on a QA.

Q. Whats the difference between a toilet and a female QA? A. The toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you have used it!!

I guess the above questions could apply to male QA,s but will throw this out for further comment as I feel unqualified to be able to comment further.