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Queen Elizabeth

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AKA The Queen

  • Queen Elizabeth I: Saw off the tyrannical Spanish armada and had more balls than the entire British army at the time.
  • Not quite Queen Elizabeth II yet: Saw off tyrant Hitler in the forties.
  • Queen Elizabeth II: Saw off tyrant Tony Bliar in the naughties and working on seeing off tyrant Gordon Brown before the end of the decade.

Queen Elizabeth III: Liz Hurley anyone? A topless picture on the £10 note would look great and boost the nations morale after the tyrants Bliar & Broon!