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When you get sacked through no fault of your own but because the company you work for has decided that it doesn't want you any more.

Hopefully your terms and conditions ensure you will get a wedge for getting your cards assuming you've been at the company for a while.

You should immediately blow it on a world cruise, 50" Tv and a new car THEN go to the Job Centre and plead poverty thus ensuring you get maximum benefits.

Under no circumstances should you save the money and immediately get another job since no other fecker in the UK is bothering anymore.