Short for Site Penis Of The Year
|Site Penis of the Year|
A FUBAR annual election process currently overseen by Joker62. Each year, ARRSE members nominate ten stupid cunt users including underpants. maniacs and sockpuppets, for a poll, and vote for one winner from ARRSE's pool of broken-brain mongs (ARRSE SPOTY). Bellendery aside, the democratic process is fair and just. Bravo_Bravo was deservedly crowned Site Penis of the Year, 2019; he of course joins the ranks of the Supermongs.
Incessant, rank stupidity over the previous twelve months is the main qualification for Site Penis of the Year. Specifically, SPOTY nominees must be retarded and must have displayed - and be known for - three or more of the under-mentioned mong behaviours during the greater part of the year:
- Quaffing copious amounts of COSHH cocktails before starting shit threads
- Sniffing industrial amounts of glue before posting dribble
- Antisocial and friendless narcissistic wanker for most of the time
- Walts, gobby civilian, or unremarkable pretentious prick (50% of ARRSE)
- Dullard political junkie or an obsessive butthurt vigilante
- Patently and consistently a tedious fucking bore of the first order
- Gratuitous bellendery and frequent crayoning via Sock Puppet(s)
|ARRSE's Biggest Bellend|
Traditionally - but not confined to - mouthy never-served civvies, Brexit-obsessed cunts, and sociopathic trolls. There is currently no annual competition to elect ARRSE's Brexit Obsessed Bellend of the Year (BOB), from the other species of mong.
Nominees for 2019
The dubious honour is reserved for ARRSE's most consistent and irritating stupid cunt over the previous year, prompting a shortlist of users. 'Baglock' aka 'BaglOck' and 'Shittininabag', doesn't count, if, as some ARRSErs suspect, it's an elaborate but unfunny wind-up 'sock'. However, according to the rules and monitored stats: nominees for Site Penis of the Year 2019 most obviously include the under-mentioned site penises :-
- Far_King_L B-Squared
- The "bullshitting cnut", ad-hominem merchant: Amazing lobster (User)
- Baglock/BaglOck/Shittinginabag and fcuk knows what else (it's probably a wind-up)
Roll of Dishonour
Far too many bellends to include here, but upholding the finest traditions of fuckwittery are:
- Spider with a lifetime SPOTY achievement award; the infamous "dribbling fantasist" posting "poorly spelt drivel".
- Baglock AKA Shittinginabag - the mental sock-puppeteer and undisputed Site Penis of the Year 2017-2019. Arrsers think this is a Mod having a 'laugh'.
- Bravo_Bravohas over the years, gradually descended into insanity and is beyond help.
See thread: Spoty 2019 Final.