STFU

STFU is an FLA (like a TLA but with one more letter) meaning Shut The Fcuk Up!

It is on general issue to HM Government but is known as the Official Secrets Act. This mean if someone doesn't shut the fcuk up...

about the missing weapons of mass destruction OR

who squandered all the tax money OR

MP's expenses OR

ID cards are a flawed concept OR

that immigration is out of control OR

why BAE can afford solid gold toliets OR

the fact that Gordon Brown gave the defence budget to a bunch of bankers

then they can officially be found in a field having taken painkillers and slashed their wrists after a bout of 'depression'.