|The ideal gift for her|
Hmmm, the heady aroma of freshly-mown grass and almonds. It can only be Sarin - the ideal gift for your loved one.
Just a little dab under her ear will have her writhing around like two Romanian mud wrestlers on smack.
Available from usual stockists at low low prices that even you can afford: from the smallest bottle to the largest rusting, leaking oil drum, Sarin is accessible to all.
Also known by the NATO designation GB, Sarin is an extremely toxic nerve agent and Weapon of Mass Destruction and was invented by those ever so nice Nazis. Production of Sarin was outlawed by the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993, but pound to a penny some naughty fucker is still knocking it out. Avoid cheap ebay reproductions.