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Ahhh, those obscure objects of MDNs desires! It took some time for MDNs family to realise that when he said he was 'going out with a receptionist, he was referring to a five year old girl in her first year at primary school, but now he's paid his debt to society, and provided he keeps the electronic tag on and doesn't go out for one hour either side of school start and finish times, he's free to indulge his fantasies as much as he wants. He has realised that what he did was wrong - it was stupid to pick one that could actually talk - so now he's become the hardest working 'volunteer' that Lytham Special Hospice for Kids has ever known. Bless!

Harsh!