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Royal Marines

Just check out the Green Death page, they seem to have mastered most of the techniques covered in the sweeping statement above.

They enjoy getting bollocky buff when bored with wearing their frocks, high heels and sussies. Allegedly can sometimes be found daisy-chaining after the equivalent of two sherries.

Unfortunately, leaked pictures of Naked Rollmat Fighting in the Naked Bar has curtailed some of their fertile sexual imagination, until the next time that is.

Parachute Regiment

Close on the heels of the Royal Marines are the illustrious members of 3 Para Mortar Platoon who amused the rest of the Army back in the 1980s.

ARRSE Regulars

ARRSE's own MDN (AKA forum Mod Minister Doh Nut) has shown signs of being right up there with the most depraved. Who can forget (no matter how hard they try) his 'Shagging a window licking Mong' soliloquy or his desire to do unspeakable things to the ginger one in Girls Aloud. Oh the horror!


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