Sexually Transmitted Disease
Monty Python know a song about this:
The MEDICAL LOVE SONG Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I've had balanital chancroids For quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU That lovely night in June I ache for you, my darling, And I hope you'll get well soon My penile warts, your herpes, My syphilitic sore, Your monilial infection How I miss you more and more Your *dobies itch my *scrub-pox Ah, lovely gonorrhea At least we both were lying When we said that we were clear My clapped-out genitalia Is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure Every time I try to pee I'm dying from your love, my love, I'm your spirochetal clown I've left my body to science, But I'm afraid they've turned it down Gonococcal urethritis Streptococcal balanitis Meningomyelitis *Diplococcal *catholitis Epidydimitis Interstitial keratitis Syphilitic coronitis And anterior *uretitis. -- Graham Chapman (RIP dude)
Words with a * are a best guess cause I'm an IT professional damnit ... not a doctor!
NSU = Non-Specific Urethritis