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A county situated north of Herefordshire, west of Worcestershire and Warwickshire, south of Staffordshire and east of Powys.

Notable because its population seems to consist entirely of either lobotomised, monobrowed, glue-sniffing chavs, or landed gentry.

Weird huh?

For an illustration of this, first visit Harry Tuffins' supermarket in Craven Arms, and then go 5 miles down the A49 to the Ludlow Food Centre in Bromfield. It's like the Morlocks and the Eloi from HG Wells' 'Time Machine'.