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Originally a dry oil body spray used by a woman (babe or munter) coming out of the shower or bath to perfume and moisture herself.

HOWEVER...

Due to some cunning combination of common everyday ingredients, mosquitoes (the insect not the plane) and the Scottish midgie find this beauty product the most efficient insect repellent known to man or American.

So good is this product that THEM, the Royal Marines and 3 Para Mortar Platoon all endorse its use. Although to be honest only THEM want it for its insect repellent features. 3 Para Mortars are looking for soft, touchable, strokable skin and the Booties are non-committal on exactly why they want it!