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HM sniper corps on parade in their Ghillie suits

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French snipers work in pairs and are very friendly

Mystical beings who deal in death with steely eyes and take no prisoners.

Actually a shite job which involves crawling very slowly for days on end, shitting into polybags and hiding in a freezing field knowing you may be stumbled across at anytime. All this for the one shot. I'd rather have a machine gun anyday.

Subject of muchos waltism as blokes like birds and apparently birds like snipers.

On the Iraqi battle field: Annoying cunt who fires a single shot now and again that causes Spams to lob about 4 tonnes of HE into the buildings the round might have come from thus causing extreme annoyance to the resident population.

Opinions:

I met a sniper once, I don't know what he was doing or where he was going, but he was 7ft, built like a house and was fighting women off his legs.