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I have my head in an oven and my feet in a freezer.

Therefore, statistically I'm peachy.

Quotes

"There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics" - Disraeli/Mark Twain

"87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot" - Vic Reeves

"Politicians use statistics like drunkards use lampposts: not for illumination, but for support" - Hans Kuhn

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that." - Homer Simpson