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Stella Artois

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Evil lager that makes people beat women, which has earned it the nickname of Wifebeater.

Some feel it to be the blandest of all Belgian beers. Accepted wisdom states that Belgians are boring. This is not true. In reality they're too busy making really brain flattening beers like Duvel, Leffe and Frambosen to be bothered with really serious stuff like football and world politics.

The sheer inventiveness of Belgian brewers is staggering. Try some tomorrow....and I don't mean Stella.