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Survival Kit

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Tobacco tin filled with items which will help you survive, should you be stranded behind enemy lines and if you've lost all your kit.

Contains such things as Lighters, Magnesium Flints, Button Compasses, Condoms (for carrying water not shagging the locals), fishing line, mirrors (for signalling) and whistles.

Unfortunately, most people have absolutely no idea how to use this kit and should they ever be in a position where they need to use it, may as well give the condoms to the local arab boy. They're about to be f*cked, either way.