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The Texas Rangers are a professional baseball team based in Arlington, Texas. The Rangers are a member of the Western Division of Major League Baseball's American League. From 1994 to the present, the Rangers have played in Rangers Ballpark in Arlington.

The team was once part owned/general managed by George W Bush ... although his ownership was arranged by Bush Snr and his stake in the team was a 'gift' (read bribe).

As we all know baseball is essentially a hyped up version of rounders, a game generally reserved for girl guides and speshul kids to play.

Baseball is possible the most boring spectator sport, second only to endurance chess. Often found on Channel 5, sandwiched between a made for tv movie from the 80s, involving "pre GHDs" women, Miami beach and a man named Durk, and softcore porn dressed up as a documentary of Ibiza or Magaluf or some other dosshole.

For a real sport see soccer.