The ARRSE Hole
A place for all the dross from the other forums to be collated into one deeply dull experience.
To be found ... if you're that bored for something to read ... here.
Or the most sacred of sacred places. Most women demand dinner, wine and romance before letting you have your wicked way with it. Unless you're Dale the snail of course where entry requirements are much less strict ... actually 'loose' is the word I was looking for!