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The American Reason

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A form of motivaton driven by hollywood glamour/fantasist/plastic hero/vanity reasons. This is highly common among Spams.


  • Joining the US Army/USMC just to be like Rambo
  • Joining the US Navy to be like Maverick in Top Gun
  • Becoming a Police officer just to be like Dirty Harry
  • Applying to be a Taxi Driver just to be like Robert DeNiro
  • Collecting a sh1tload of weapons just to be like Bruce Willis
  • Spending loads on a Pontiac Trans-Am just to be like Knight Rider
  • Joining the US Coast Guard just to be like The Hoff in Baywatch

Please feel free to add more!