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This can be one of two things and getting them mixed up could lead to much embarrassment.

  • Theatre - Operational Theatre (not to be confused with Operating Theatre, e.g. having your tonsils out). This type of theatre is where you could possibly die. Erm... so maybe there are similarities. e.g. Iraq & Wythenshawe Hospital - both full of danger, disease, enraged muslims and gunshot wounds.
  • Theatre - The only way you're going to die in this type of theatre darling is on the stage! When the curtain goes up, the trousers come down!

For some odd reason, the spams spell theatre theater. Cnuts.