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Tolkien Rangers

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On the pull with the Middle Earth TA

Mysterious, rough looking, heavily armed men who wander about Tolkien's Middle Earth looking for trouble. Given their apparent part time status, may be JRR Tolkien's attempt at taking the mickey out of the TA.

Can be found lurking in cover ambushing passers-by that they don't like the look of. Given only one can be found in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (and he had a broken sword) ... you have to feel there were MOD cuts here as well.

Leader of the Rangers is a bloke who has many names (Aragorn, AKA Strider, AKA Estel, AKA Thorongil, AKA Quenya quite possibly due to the CSA pursuing him for child support.