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Once the epitome of red-blooded maleness... ish.

Every kid in the class wanted to be Maverick in the movie Top Gun - the suave, arrogant, shade-wearing cnut that lurks in all of us... somewhere. The reality is somewhat different. A scientological dwarf, who's ramblings are increasingly resembling that of an insane man. How the mighty fall.