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Tourette's Syndrome

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The current 'must have' affliction. No Burberry-wearing chav is cutting a dash unless he's a Tourette's 'sufferer'. Today's Equal Opportunities-obsessed environment should lead to some interesting job appointments for the Tourette's afflicted. Dream appointments would be:

  • Air Traffic Controller
  • Voiceover Artist
  • Newsreader
  • Link Announcer
  • Radio Presenter
  • Outreach Coordinator
  • Police Officer
  • Chaplain
  • Nun
  • Checkout Operative
  • Chief of Defence Staff
  • TV Football commentator
  • Speaker of the House of Commons [Order, Order, ya cunts, Order!]
  • Queen/King [The Christmas message to the nation would never be the same again]
  • Spokesman for Paul Gascoigne
  • Pope [Finally we could tell Islam what we think of it honestly without fear of getting Jihad slapped on our ass]

ARRSErs of a certain age will remember the documentary John's Not Mad from 1989 which introduced the World to Tourette's. Thank you QED for opening a whole new vista of comedy swearing opportunities.