The full unload consists of three separate immediate actions as follows:
- 1. Door Catch
- 2. Magazine
- 3. Cock in Pan
The training manual breaks down the immediate actions as follows:
- 1. Door Catch - Ensure Door catch is present and closed to prevent Bezzer with a Razr capturing and digitally distributing your efforts to the world via the Internet.
- 2. Magazine - Check the magazine to ensure that there is an adequate supply of the best pink and fluffy arse wipe that Andrex can provide.
- 3. Cock in Pan - That final tuck in to prevent a map of africa on your best pulling kecks.
Once the drill has been firmly established, the soldier can mentally complete the drill as follows:
On the receiving the command unload, check:
Cock in Pan
Also something to do with guns and things. Apparently